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@kaniini Day ONE

A hacker comes into a restaurant and discovers that the salt shaker on the table can be unscrewed and one can pour anything into it. The hacker goes home and writes an angry letter to the manager of the restaurant: "I, meG@Duc, found a vulnerability in the salt shakers at your restaurant. An attacker can open them and pour poison inside! Take action immediately!"

Day TWO
The manager, among other business letters, requests for food deliveries and courier receipts finds the notification letter and shrugs: "Who could even come up with this nonsense?"

Day FIVE
The hacker comes into the restaurant and pours poison in all the salt shakers. Three hundred people die, the manager is dragged three months in courts to prove the absense of a crime. The Hacker writes a letter in the style of "Well, I told you!".

Day 96
The manager orders his staff to buy specially designed salt shakers with a combination lock. Visitors of the restaurant feel like they are missing something very important in the meaning of life.

Day 97
The Hacker discovers that the holes in the salt shakers pass salt in both directions. And not only salt, anything! He writes an angry letter to the manager after pissing in all the salt shakers. Three hundred people stop visiting the restaurant forever, thirty get admitted to the hospital with food poisoning. The hacker sends an SMS to the restaurant manager: "How are you doing?". The manager is dragged through courts for three months and is released on probation.

Day 188
The manager vows to no longer work in any kind of food establishment, and to peacefully cut timber in Siberia. Engineers are working on a new one-way valve for a salt shaker. Waitresses in the meantime withdraw all the old salt shakers and distribute the salt by hand.

Day 190
The Hacker steals a salt shaker from the restaurant and carefully studies the device at home. He writes an angry letter to the manager: "I, meG@Duc, stole the salt shaker and I find this fact outrageous! Anyone can steal your salt shakers!" The previously fully sober manager goes home and drinks a bottle of vodka.

Day 193
The Hacker discovers that all the salt shakers in the restaurant are chained and nailed to the table. He arrives at a hacker conference and reports on his progress, getting a well-deserved reward for the protection of the interests of society and consumers. Fortunately, the manager never hears anything about it and will not die of alcohol poisoning, for now.

Day 194
As part of a diabolical, genius elaborate operation, BLACKHAT hackers break into the restaurant and pour all the salt from the salt shakers in their pockets. The Hacker meG@Duc writes an indignant letter to the manager, alluding to the fact that there is no concern for the visitors in the restaurant as any criminal can deprive honest people from salt in an instant. A salt dispenser with a one-time authorization is just necessary!

Engineers work in sweat on a new salt shaker, while waitresses hand out salt manually, again. The manager goes on vacation to the
Seychelles and has dinner only in his room, avoiding any canteens, restaurants and bars.

Day 200
Visitors of the restaurant find in horror that in order to pour salt, they must go to the waitress, show their passport and get a special 8-digit one-time code to the shaker. For pepper they should repeat the procedure.

I woke up and got the corned beef and cabbage into the slow cooker. This should be a tasty dinner!

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I'm seriously considering moving worship an hour later next Spring Forward Sunday. Why should churches bear all the pain, when the rest of the world gets a day to adjust?

Video Orientation
xkcd.com/2119/

Further vertical cons: when you play your 1080x1920 video on my 1080p TV, you end up using only 31% of the pixels, with the rest pitch black.

In the end it wasn't terrible, but definitely lower than expected. Where's that groundhog who promised us an early spring?

Between the changeover to DST and the sleet falling this morning, I'm not hopeful about a big turnout at worship today.

Just got back from an anti-racism training event run by CrossRoads. If your organization is looking to reflect on how it interfaces with (and wittingly or unwittingly abets) white supremacy, and how it can change to become part of the struggle against it, I can offer a strong recommendation for their intensive 2½ day workshop.

CrossRoads Anti-Racism Organizing and Training - Dismantling Racism, Building Racial Justice in Institutions
crossroadsantiracism.org/

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Going out on a limb here to say this is almost certainly not true.

There is not nearly enough coffee to meet my needs this morning.

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Give a person a program and frustrate them for a day.

Teach a person to program and frustrate them for a lifetime.

This is really bad.

The Wall Street Journal's testing found that apps seemingly unrelated to Facebook were sharing user data with Facebook, including the location and price of home listings you view, and even sensitive medical information like body weight, menstrual cycles, and pregnancy status.

And they do this whether or not you are a Facebook user.

This is not a problem that can be addressed through consumer choice. The US needs something like Europe's GDPR.

t.co/LpIP95AS4w

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Patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings
Steal a little and they throw you in jail
Steal a lot and they make you king
~Bob Dylan

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Committee chair's webcam didn't work. Otherwise all went well.

With the snow and ice today, I decided to move a church meeting to Google Meet. We'll see if we get any work done, or just spend the hour sorting out technical issues.

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