We are receiving reports that children are playing playground games on the playground. Time for everybody to panic. This is not a drill. Clutch your pearls immediately!


We used to play tug of war in gym class. That's where I learned human life has no value and winning is the only thing that matters.

@tedu My favorite was the one where the teacher set you up with a partner on opposite sides of the track, and you had to run until one of you passed the other one... or passed out. Good times!

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